EHHH Macarena!!!

I posted this several weeks ago and my crap dialup connection at home took a dump right as I was posting, so I'm posting it again.

Seattle is bizarre in that it is a big city encrusted with restaurants and 90% of them are really mediocre.

But, there's a busy, chipper place in my 'hood, Belltown, that's worth the busfare. It's the Macrina Bakery and they have killer rolls and stuff. The name's a hoot, though. This, of course, gets me thinkin' of that groove circa 1996: The Macarena. Below are the freaky lyrics to that irritating Latin diddy.

Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things
Give your body pleasure, Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena Ehhhh, Macarena
Macarena has a boyfriend whose name is Vitorino
And during his military swearing in
She got together with two of his friends
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Who likes the summers of Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Who likes the guerrila lifestyle
Macarena dreams of the Corte Ingles (High-class dept. store)
And she likes the most recent fashions
She'd like to live in New York
And trap a new boyfriend

Soon I will have broadband Internet at home.
Shake your booty.

-- Mz M.